Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family.
An artificial intelligence algorithm read all the original Harry Potter, and then developed a new chapter on its own, and it's amanzig and absurd and totally, awesomely hilarious!!! XD
The chapter's title is 'The Handsome One' and is part of the book Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash (X'D).
HERE the whole chapter, but below some of my favourite extracts.
To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.
Ron was going to be spiders. He just was.
The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said ‘Hermoine Has Forgotten How to Dance,‘ so Hermoine dipped his face in mud.
"Not so handsome now," thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot souce.