A Streetcar Named Desire [#books #reviews]

by Tennessee Williams

Rating: 6/10

They told me to take a streetcar named Desire, and then transfer to one called Cemeteries and ride six blocks and get off at—Elysian Fields!

(Page 3)

Guards! Guards! [#books #reviews]

by Terry Pratchett

Discworld
← Pyramids
Eric →

Rating: 9/10

They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they wanted to.
This book is dedicated to those fine men.

(Terry Pratchett in the Dedication)

How is it possible? [fanfiction]

Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: The Hobbit
Characters: Thranduil, Dís, Original Character
Language: English
Words: 810
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/92355461

Thranduil’s daughter is going to marry Thorin Oakenshield, and he still doesn’t understand how is it possible.

Absolutely silly fic! Do not take it seriously! XD

Out of the Frying-Pan into the Fire [fanfic]

Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: The Hobbit
Relationship: Thorin Oakenshield/Thranduil
Language: English
Words: 3,430
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/91790801

Urban Fantasy AU.
In a version of Middle-Earth that is mostly like our world, various races live together: Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits and Orcs. Every group has its leader, but they are all subject to a general government and so to the same laws.

When Thorin Oakenshield is accused of murder, lieutenant Bard Bowman has some doubts about his guilt, despite the evidences. A surprise witness will come to make things easier for him. Or more complicated, it depends.

The Canterville Ghost [#books #reviews]

by Oscar Wilde

Rating: 8/10

It was the Canterville Ghost himself! He was sitting by the window, watching the ruined gold of the yellowing trees fly through the air, and the red leaves dancing madly down the long avenue.

(Page 20)

Dungeon Crawler Carl [#books #reviews]

by Matt Dinniman

Dungeon Crawler Carl
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario →

Rating: 7/10

You will not break me. F*** you all. You will not break me.
Carl

The Sheep Detectives [#movie #review]

by Kyle Balda

Rating: 9/10

Our shepherd was murdered! And we shall solve the crime!
Lily