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They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No one ever asks them if they wanted to.
This book is dedicated to those fine men.
(Terry Pratchett in the Dedication)
Thranduil’s daughter is going to marry Thorin Oakenshield, and he still doesn’t understand how is it possible.
When Thorin Oakenshield is accused of murder, lieutenant Bard Bowman has some doubts about his guilt, despite the evidences. A surprise witness will come to make things easier for him. Or more complicated, it depends.
It was the Canterville Ghost himself! He was sitting by the window, watching the ruined gold of the yellowing trees fly through the air, and the red leaves dancing madly down the long avenue.(Page 20)
Dungeon Crawler Carl
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario →
You will not break me. F*** you all. You will not break me.
Carl
by Kyle Balda
Our shepherd was murdered! And we shall solve the crime!
Lily
Shanks always said, that if the path to what you want seems too easy, then you're on the wrong path.
Monkey D. Luffy(Episode 1.02)
by Terry Pratchett Discworld ← Pyramids Eric → Rating: 9 /10 They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patro...
