I Like Tea [song]

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Tea, tea, wondrous tea,
Can someone make a cup for me?
For you see, I like tea,
But it does tend to make you wee..

Oh, tea,
I like tea,
It's British like you and me,
Except if you're not...
But tea,
It's originally Chinese.
It's good for curing fleas (probably),
and it's better when it's hot.

Tea, tea, it's a diuretic,
Don't have it with sugar if you're diabetic,
It spells "EAT" if you're dyslexic,
'cause that makes your words all hectic.

Oh, tea,
I like tea,
It's British like you and me,
Except if you're not...
But tea,
It's originally Chinese.
It doesn't taste like cheese (th-that's true),
and it's better when it's hot.

Tea, tea, it's hot leaf juice,
That's not a lie, it is the truth,
Now I'm off to have some tea,
but I have to finish this song you see.

Oh, tea,
I like tea,
It's British like you and me,
Except if you're not...
But tea,
It's originally Chinese.
It'll clear up that sneeze (possibly),
and it's better
when
it's
hot.